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An Epistomology of Robinson Crusoe's Niece's Nephew

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The Birth of Seven Sentences Later.

In Ms. Porky Pie’s kitchen there lay a kumquat squatting monster that bears resemblance to El Punani looking confusedly deformed and sodomised in orifices located south of Jerusalem where Judas raped Satan and oppressed immigrants smoking rare bamboo animals tied beautifully to trees in Vietnam where Tia Tanaka fornicated with Jesus but almighty Crab-People destroyed his magic stick rendering Tamil's obsolete as the French invaded Germany viciously leading to the creation of Seven Sentences Later.